Jumaat, 28 Mei 2010

Improving the English Language

huhu... lama juga rasanyer blog ni tiada entry yg terbaru... bukannya captain malas nak update... tpi dgn urusan duniawi yg berlambak... agak terencat juga jadual captain sebagai seorang blogger... al-Maklumlah... exam is around the corner... mana nak fikir untuk revision... dgn byk lagi assignment yg perlu di submit di akhir2 minggu ni.. huisshh.. padat dan tepu jadual hamba ini...

so... arini... kepada peminat yg x henti2 datang ke blog captain ni... captain nak ajar cara2 meningkatkan kemahiran anda dalam berbahasa inggeris... so... apalagi... enjoy la yaa...


Having chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the European Parliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improving efficiency in communications between Government departments.

European officials have often pointed out that English spelling is unnecessarily difficult; for example: cough, plough, rough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed is a phased programme of changes to iron out these anomalies.


The programme would, of course, be administered by a committee staff at top level by participating nations.

In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest using 's' instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants in all sities would resieve this news with joy. Then the hard 'c' could be replaced by 'k' sinse both letters are pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made with one less letter.

There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year, it was announsed henseforth that the troublesome 'ph' would be written 'f'. This would make words like 'fotograf' twenty persent shorter in print.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated shanges are possible.

Governments would enkourage the removal of double leters whish have always been a deterent to akurate speling.

We would al agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the languag is disgrasful. Therefor we kould drop them and kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend. By this tim it would be four years sins the skhem began and peopl would be reseptive to steps sush as replasing 'th' by 'z'. Perhaps zen ze funktion of 'w' kould be taken on by 'v', vitsh is, after al, half a 'w'. Shortly after zis, ze unesesary 'o' kould be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou'. Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Kontinuing zis proses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a reli sensibl riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor trubls, difikultis and evrivun vud find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drems of the Guvermnt vud finali hav kum tru.


So... macam mana??? korang dapat x figure out untuk baca... pasni... pasti pronunciation korang akan bertambah bagus.. hopefully macam tu la yaa.. hehe

Sabtu, 22 Mei 2010

Bosan Dengan Soalan2 bodoh??

haha... anda bosan dgn soalan2 yg remeh... kadang2 pikir balik... perlu ke dia tnya soalan ni kat aku? so.. arini x yah pening2 dgn soalan2 macam tu... sbb arini captain nak ajar mcm mana nak jawab soalan-soalan kurang cerdik ni... so benda ni lebih kurang macam tutorial la yaaa... Have FUN... dan selamat blajar




BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.




GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...




GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??



GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple




GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??




BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??




BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??



SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the
cigarette out of his
mouth.




MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.




WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear
and comes out of
the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in

both ears and comes
out of the mouth.



MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What
do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.




Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and
no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list

again yesterday".



Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we

need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't
need it".



Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"



Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father

that I've
failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,

past year's performance repeated".



Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married

on the same day
and at the same time."



Ok.. camner??? dah ada idea untuk menjawab soalan2 cepu emas seperti ini..... hehe... btw... jgn la korang marah2 kat org bertanya tu... dia org sebenarnye nak mengeratkan tali silaturrahim... lagipon... byk bertanya... x sesat jalan... cuma konfuse tu ada la... byk sgt direction.. ye x??

Rabu, 19 Mei 2010

Ok.. Jom uji minda lagi

Hah.. tgh syok surfing tenet... captain terjumpa kuiz ni... so skrg captain nak tgok.. korang bleh jawab ke tidak...hehe... Tapi sebelum tu... korang kene janji.. x mau maen tipu... jawab dulu.. pastu baru bleh tgok jawapan.. ok??



First Question:


You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?




Klik Sini Untuk Jawapan:




If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!






Second Question:

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?





Klik Sini Untuk Jawapan:




Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.





Third Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?





Klik Sini Untuk Jawapan:




Answer: Nunu?


NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary . Read the question again!






Fourth and Final Question:


There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses, how should he express himself?




Klik Sini Untuk Jawapan:




He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.



Hah.. mcm mana?? soalan yang remeh kan?? tapi dapat x korang jawab dgn betul... captain mmg suka soklan2 camni... chill dan rilek je kan??

Selasa, 18 Mei 2010

Facebook Like button For Blogspot

Ok... bagi melunaskan janji kepada peminat yg ingin melakukan button like dari facebook di blog2 mereka... harini.. captain telah mencuri masa sedikit untuk menyiapkan tutorial ini... So klu ada mana2 yg x faham.. bleh la ajukan komen di dalam ruang komen ya.. selamat mencuba....

Step 1
Copy code ni :-


<iframe allowTransparency='true' expr:src='&quot;http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=&quot; + data:post.url + &quot;&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=100&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light&quot;' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' style='border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:40px;'/>



apa2 hal... korang backup dulu layout korang yaa...
Kemudian pergi ke Layout----> Edit html
Sebelum tu.. korang tick dekat Expand Widget Templates box.



Step 2: Option 1


Cari coding ini :-

<div class='post-header-line-1'/>

paste kan code yang korang telah copy masa di Step 1 tadi... Selepas code ini



Step 2: Option 2

p/s: skip step ni klu korang dapat buat Step 2: Option 1
bagi mereka yg x jumpa coding seperti diatas ini... sila cari coding ini:-

<data:post.body/>

paste kan code yang korang telah copy masa di Step 1 tadi... Sebelum code ini

Step 3
Selepas selesai... tekan Save Template.... kemudian blehla tgok jadi atau tidak... ok...



Step 4: Option Bagi advance user

p/s: korang bleh skip step ni klu malas nak edit..

korang bleh modified some of the code untuk nampak kelainan sket....

<iframe allowTransparency='true' expr:src='&quot;http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=&quot; + data:post.url + &quot;&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=100&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light&quot;' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' style='border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:40px;'/>

ok first pada like
command ni akan menukarkan apa yg tertulis pada button like korang.. korang bleh tukar like kepada suka ke... love ke.. apa2 laa kan...

second pada
arial
yang ni akan menukarkan font.. korang bleh tukar kepada font di bawah:-


lucida+grande
segoe+ui
tahoma
trebuchet+ms
verdana

ketiga pada light
di sini pula akan control theme colour pada button like korang
ada 3 theme :-

light
evil

dark

So... pandai2 korang la nak customize camner... ikut kreativiti masing2... btw.. gud luck dan selamat mencuba... i likeeee...hehe

Sabtu, 15 Mei 2010

Selamat Hari Guru... untuk sumer cikgu-cikgu yg amat saya sayangi

Sempena hari guru kali ni... captain dedikasikan kata2 ini untuk sumer cikgu2 captain... dari sekolah asuhan.. sekolah tadika... sekolah rendah.. sekolah menengah rendah... sekolah menengah tinggi... foundation year... Universiti... sampai la ke cikgu2 tuisyen...dan x lupa juga... insan2 yang penah memberi tunjuk ajar kepada captain....

Jasa2 cikgu sumer mmg tidak ternilai dan tidak mungkin dapat dibalas... Terima Kasih atas Segalanya.....

T is for talented that you surely are

E is for explaining so patiently

A is for the ability to make the class fun

C is for correcting us when we were wrong

H is for helping us in every way

E is for encouraging us to do our best

R is for rare, there is only one of you!

So thank you special teacher; we think you're great too!

Khamis, 13 Mei 2010

Captain sgt sibuk.. 3 in a row... settle sumer eh

waaarrgghhhh... minggguuu yg amat busy... nak update pon x sempat... sori la kepada sumer yg sudi singgah sini semasa ketiadaan captainn.. Nnt ada masa captain laawat korang balik k....

Yang Pertama :-

award ni dtgnye dari suraiza... sempena hari ulang tahun kelahirannya yg ke 21.. selamat hari lair suraiza... may all ur wishes come true... thanks 4 the award... sgt suke...

Yang Kedua :-


:: PENGERTIAN BERKENAAN AWARD INI ::

PENCIL yang besar
Menunjukkan kesenian yang begitu peka terhadap blog anda dan mencerminkan sesuatu nilai penghasilan.

FILEM bergerak tanpa henti
Menunjukkan AWARD ini di FOWARD kepada bloggerist yang betul-betul layak menerima.

LOGO bulat berkelip-kelip
jika di perhatikan betul-betul, ia adalah manusia yang berkepalakan monitor komputer. ini membawa maksud anda adalah seorang yang begitu bijak menguasai dunia alam maya ke globalisasi.

Untuk maklum balas penerima AWARD ini, ikhlaskan hati untuk membuat entri/posting berkenaan AWARD ini dengan kreatif dan penuh estatik beserta FOWARD kepada 5 orang yang betul - betul layak menerima AWARD ini. anda juga boleh meletakkan AWARD ini di side bar atau dimana - mana yang bersesuaian. tinggalkan comment untuk ucapan manis anda.

Award ni didatangkan khas dari incik eddyboyz. Thanks 4 the award... lagi sekali terimakasih ditujukan kepada peminat2 yg tidak putus2 mengunjungi blog ini... tanpa u all.. siapa la captain... so org yg kene tag kali ni:-

1.aisyah
2.Unniesya
3.Faiz
4.
5.



Yang KeTiga:-
syarat2 setelah mendapat award ini.
1. anda hendaklah berikan award ini kepada 10 blogger yang lain. nyatakan sebab kenapa anda memilih blog itu.
1.unniesya - sbb dia comel
2.aisyah - sbb byk warna-warni dalam blog comel dia...
3.mumu - gambar header dia sgt comel...
4.esther - lukisan beliau mmg comel2
5.syafiqa - sbb dia pggil aku mr kacak..suke2x..haha
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

2. ucapkan terima kasih kepada pemberi award itu dan buat entri ringkas mengenai award ini
Terima Kasih Mr. K... walaupon dgn kehilangan rozita Che wan baru2 ni... tetap tidak mematahkan semangat beliau untuk menganjurkan majlis penyampain anugerah ni... di hiasi dgn gadis cute dari webcam mr. K... award ini sememangnya dinanti2kan oleh sumer blogger...

3. adakah anda berasa terharu mendapat award ini?
amat terharu... apatah lagi yg menyampaikannya adalah seorang insan yg bergelar mr. K...

4. apakah yang anda lakukan untuk menjadikan blog anda makin cute?

Senyum Selalu....

P/s: pasal tag tu nnt dulu eh... sapa nak roger kat komen...

Selasa, 11 Mei 2010

Lelaki sejati main ke bola sepak??

Yeahhh... Bola sepak liga perdana inggeris sudah menutup tirainya... dan keputusannya.. Chelsea di tangga pertama dgn satu mata di depan Manchester United... mmg tidak dapat dinafikan keupayaan Chelsea untuk mara sebagai juara... mgkin disebabkan faktor terkeluar awal dari saingan liga juara2 eropah memberi advantage kepada Chelsea untuk fokus kepada kejohanan liga tempatan..

Di sebalik hilai tawa... tangis duka... sepanjang musim ini... terdapat juga kandid2 dari kamera2 nakal yg merakam aksi lucu para pemain bola sepak dari seluruh dunia... jom kita layannnzzzz.....





Alamak terlupa pakai cawat besi laaa...


Safety First...



Pappp sekali....


haihhhh... Lampard pon....

inilah realiti bola sepak..hahaha...
tapi apa2 pon.... bak kata adnan sempit "Dont because of one Rempit all rempit spoiled.. huhhh...now u all thinking.. i dont want banana fruit two times"...
So korang pikirla masak2... jgn disebabkan gambar2 ni.. semua football player spoil..kann