Bosan Dengan Soalan2 bodoh??

haha... anda bosan dgn soalan2 yg remeh... kadang2 pikir balik... perlu ke dia tnya soalan ni kat aku? so.. arini x yah pening2 dgn soalan2 macam tu... sbb arini captain nak ajar mcm mana nak jawab soalan-soalan kurang cerdik ni... so benda ni lebih kurang macam tutorial la yaaa... Have FUN... dan selamat blajar




BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.



GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...



GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??



GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple



GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??



BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??



BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??



SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the
cigarette out of his
mouth.




MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.



WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear
and comes out of
the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in
both ears and comes
out of the mouth.



MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What
do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.



Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and
no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list
again yesterday".



Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we
need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't
need it".



Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"



Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father
that I've
failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,
past year's performance repeated".



Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married
on the same day
and at the same time."



Ok.. camner??? dah ada idea untuk menjawab soalan2 cepu emas seperti ini..... hehe... btw... jgn la korang marah2 kat org bertanya tu... dia org sebenarnye nak mengeratkan tali silaturrahim... lagipon... byk bertanya... x sesat jalan... cuma konfuse tu ada la... byk sgt direction.. ye x??